Okay.  SO I was walking to the library a few minutes ago to drop off some evaluations and accidentally made eye contact with this guy who seemed a little slow, who said "Hey, you're like an assistant somewhere."

So I responded (very politely) with "Yes, I am, I work in the School of the Arts." 

And he said (weirdly) "Yeah, I've seen you before maybe."

So I said "I'm sure you have.  Have a good day!"  And left...

And when I got back here to Ingram he was sitting outside the main office.  He said, "Hi again!"  SO I said "Hi," and walked back to the back office to do the mail.  Then I came back (it was unavoidable) and he said "Oh, I can hear you from a mile away."  (Note: I am wearing clicky heels.)  SO I replied with "Yes, my shoes are loud."  And he made some noises (?) and I opened the office door.  I was letting it shut behind me when he said, "You look nice today."  So I (being polite) re-opened the door and said "Thank you." 

But.  I was weirded out.  Dude.  Don't follow me around campus.  Not cool.